1 00:00:17,059 --> 00:00:19,144 Previously on "American Classic"... 2 00:00:19,145 --> 00:00:21,646 The Millersburg Festival Theater, used to be a destination. 3 00:00:21,647 --> 00:00:23,690 Everything I loved is gone! 4 00:00:23,691 --> 00:00:27,736 You are such a pompous ass. 5 00:00:27,737 --> 00:00:30,739 We're just trying to make sure this theater survives. 6 00:00:30,740 --> 00:00:32,615 What does the mayor have to say about this? 7 00:00:32,616 --> 00:00:34,367 - I'm the mayor. - You take my money. 8 00:00:34,368 --> 00:00:37,996 And you take it and you rebuild this town. 9 00:00:37,997 --> 00:00:40,248 Ooh! Look at that! Hey! 10 00:00:40,249 --> 00:00:44,627 And now I'm told this theater might close, 11 00:00:44,628 --> 00:00:46,588 but I'm not going to let that happen. 12 00:00:46,589 --> 00:00:51,593 We will restore the soul of this town 13 00:00:51,594 --> 00:00:53,261 by producing the greatest production 14 00:00:53,262 --> 00:00:57,807 this country has ever seen of Our Town. 15 00:01:15,951 --> 00:01:17,994 Jon, Jon... 16 00:01:17,995 --> 00:01:19,871 Just listen to me. 17 00:01:19,872 --> 00:01:22,207 - Cover your ears. - No, you have to tell him. 18 00:01:22,208 --> 00:01:23,500 You have to tell him 19 00:01:23,501 --> 00:01:25,001 that if he goes through with this, 20 00:01:25,002 --> 00:01:26,711 that theater, it closes forever. 21 00:01:28,547 --> 00:01:30,215 - Jon-- - You don't want coffee? 22 00:01:30,216 --> 00:01:32,175 No, I--I--I'm already-- I'm seeing noises. 23 00:01:32,176 --> 00:01:34,886 You have to talk to him. 24 00:01:34,887 --> 00:01:36,596 Now. This morning. 25 00:01:36,597 --> 00:01:38,640 Okay, it might work better if we do it together. 26 00:01:38,641 --> 00:01:40,892 I have Boyle in half an hour and then I have 27 00:01:40,893 --> 00:01:43,561 the concerned parents book-burning summit. 28 00:01:43,562 --> 00:01:46,022 And besides, I might kill him. So you have to do it. 29 00:01:46,023 --> 00:01:47,607 Okay, okay, okay. 30 00:01:47,608 --> 00:01:48,817 But just for the sake of discussion, I mean, 31 00:01:48,818 --> 00:01:50,068 it is Our Town, right? 32 00:01:50,069 --> 00:01:52,070 There's no sets, there's no props. 33 00:01:52,071 --> 00:01:53,696 It's mime, right? 34 00:01:53,697 --> 00:01:54,739 It's the cheapest show in the world. 35 00:01:54,740 --> 00:01:56,950 "It's the greatest Our Town." 36 00:01:56,951 --> 00:01:58,660 That's what he said. 37 00:01:58,661 --> 00:02:01,704 This is gonna be some crazy Richard Bean shit 38 00:02:01,705 --> 00:02:03,706 that's gonna just bankrupt all of us. 39 00:02:03,707 --> 00:02:05,542 - Well, we don't know that. - Yes, we do. 40 00:02:05,543 --> 00:02:07,460 Because I know him. 41 00:02:07,461 --> 00:02:09,045 We do not have the money 42 00:02:09,046 --> 00:02:11,714 for original productions of any kind. 43 00:02:11,715 --> 00:02:13,049 We don't have any money at all. 44 00:02:13,050 --> 00:02:14,843 Look, you have to talk to him. 45 00:02:14,844 --> 00:02:15,969 You have to just-- 46 00:02:15,970 --> 00:02:17,262 Get him to go away. 47 00:02:17,263 --> 00:02:18,888 I made bagels. 48 00:02:18,889 --> 00:02:20,223 - From scratch? - Uh-huh. 49 00:02:20,224 --> 00:02:21,766 Take them for lunch. 50 00:02:21,767 --> 00:02:24,143 I'll talk to him. I'll talk to him. 51 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:27,230 You know, he's probably forgotten about it already. 52 00:02:27,231 --> 00:02:29,107 You know, he gets swept up in the moment. 53 00:02:29,108 --> 00:02:31,734 I mean, does he ever follow through with anything? 54 00:02:40,744 --> 00:02:43,538 What the-- What are you doing? 55 00:02:43,539 --> 00:02:46,374 Uh, I've made a great deal on some new theaters seats. 56 00:02:46,375 --> 00:02:47,792 Seats? 57 00:02:47,793 --> 00:02:51,421 221 upholstered flip-up seats 58 00:02:51,422 --> 00:02:55,258 from an old movie house in New Jersey. 59 00:02:55,259 --> 00:02:57,302 And they said if I bought the whole lot, 60 00:02:57,303 --> 00:03:00,597 I could get them for like $95 per unit. 61 00:03:00,598 --> 00:03:03,349 - Per--per seat? - And free delivery. 62 00:03:03,350 --> 00:03:05,226 Hold on, wait, hold on. 63 00:03:05,227 --> 00:03:07,145 That's-- that's more than $20,000. 64 00:03:07,146 --> 00:03:08,688 You can't-- Jesus Christ. 65 00:03:08,689 --> 00:03:10,940 Richard, we gotta talk. 66 00:03:10,941 --> 00:03:13,109 Listen, I made a vow 67 00:03:13,110 --> 00:03:16,029 over our mother's cold, dead body... 68 00:03:16,030 --> 00:03:17,864 - Please, stop saying that. - ...that I would restore 69 00:03:17,865 --> 00:03:20,199 this theater to its former glory. 70 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:22,327 Yes. Okay, but this is a working theater. 71 00:03:22,328 --> 00:03:23,995 We have another week of Nunsense. 72 00:03:23,996 --> 00:03:25,371 - Don't remind me, I know. - You can't just come in here 73 00:03:25,372 --> 00:03:27,749 and tear it all apart. Help me move these tables. 74 00:03:27,750 --> 00:03:29,626 I'm not tearing anything apart. I'm just making a plan. 75 00:03:29,627 --> 00:03:30,919 I'm helping you. I'm keeping you company. 76 00:03:30,920 --> 00:03:32,211 You're not helping me at all. 77 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:34,172 - Yeah. I feel weak. - Oh, you feel-- 78 00:03:34,173 --> 00:03:36,049 I--I know. I know what this is. 79 00:03:36,050 --> 00:03:38,259 This is your low blood sugar thing, right? 80 00:03:38,260 --> 00:03:40,345 Low blood sugar-- There you go. 81 00:03:40,346 --> 00:03:41,721 Okay, I'm gonna make you a sandwich. 82 00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:43,181 Thank you. Yeah. 83 00:03:43,182 --> 00:03:44,849 I love you, brother. 84 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:51,440 Thank you. 85 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:57,570 The matinee special. 86 00:03:57,571 --> 00:03:59,197 That's fantastic. 87 00:03:59,198 --> 00:04:01,324 My take on a Reuben with a spicy pickle. 88 00:04:01,325 --> 00:04:02,909 I put it in there. 89 00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:05,119 No, but there's--there's something in the--in the bread. 90 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:06,746 Juniper berries. 91 00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:08,290 I fold them in instead of caraway seeds. 92 00:04:10,042 --> 00:04:12,210 - You made the bread? - Yes, I made the bread. 93 00:04:12,211 --> 00:04:14,754 You could've gone to Subway. On Main Street there's-- 94 00:04:14,755 --> 00:04:18,633 - Yeah, not gonna do that. - No. No, you're not. And why? 95 00:04:18,634 --> 00:04:20,259 Because this sandwich 96 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:23,054 is a sandwich of a certain standard. 97 00:04:23,055 --> 00:04:27,433 This is the Thornton Wilder of sandwiches. 98 00:04:27,434 --> 00:04:29,143 People who bite into this sandwich 99 00:04:29,144 --> 00:04:32,397 they're never gonna be satisfied with Subway again. 100 00:04:32,398 --> 00:04:34,023 You see where I'm going with this? 101 00:04:34,024 --> 00:04:35,693 - Maybe. - I see in Our Town. 102 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:38,362 It's completely new. 103 00:04:40,155 --> 00:04:43,074 It'll have a real soda fountain. 104 00:04:43,075 --> 00:04:46,077 It'll have a horse crossing the stage. 105 00:04:46,078 --> 00:04:48,705 It'll have rain falling from the sky 106 00:04:48,706 --> 00:04:50,289 like the sky's weeping. 107 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:52,417 Sounds very expensive. 108 00:04:52,418 --> 00:04:54,836 It's my juniper berries. You see? 109 00:04:54,837 --> 00:04:56,754 Okay? 110 00:04:56,755 --> 00:04:58,965 Dad can play the Stage Manager. 111 00:04:58,966 --> 00:05:00,425 He can't do it. 112 00:05:00,426 --> 00:05:01,592 Yes, he can. He did it for me this morning. 113 00:05:01,593 --> 00:05:02,760 Richard, Richard, you haven't been here. 114 00:05:02,761 --> 00:05:03,970 He can do it. 115 00:05:03,971 --> 00:05:05,471 You know, two weeks ago, 116 00:05:05,472 --> 00:05:08,725 we found Dad walking down 3rd Street in his slippers 117 00:05:08,726 --> 00:05:10,059 in one of Mom's hats. 118 00:05:10,060 --> 00:05:11,561 He had no idea where he was. 119 00:05:11,562 --> 00:05:14,897 Doesn't matter. The play is locked in there. Trust me. 120 00:05:14,898 --> 00:05:18,026 It will be all of us as a family, 121 00:05:18,027 --> 00:05:19,486 telling great stories. 122 00:05:21,155 --> 00:05:22,239 Yeah, that's what we do. 123 00:05:24,783 --> 00:05:26,826 And the people who are lucky enough to be sitting 124 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:28,619 in our new seats, 125 00:05:28,620 --> 00:05:32,249 they're gonna remember it for a long time. 126 00:05:37,212 --> 00:05:39,255 I'm so, so sorry I'm late. 127 00:05:39,256 --> 00:05:41,841 I'm dealing with this small family thing. 128 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:43,342 And it's not really small. 129 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:47,180 It's suffocatingly large. Actually, it's enormous. 130 00:05:47,181 --> 00:05:49,015 But, you know, I'm getting a rash. 131 00:05:49,016 --> 00:05:50,601 You wanted to talk about your payment? 132 00:05:52,603 --> 00:05:54,520 Yes. 133 00:05:54,521 --> 00:05:56,857 I know we are already behind, but... 134 00:05:58,776 --> 00:06:01,194 We had to cancel several shows because of the funeral. 135 00:06:01,195 --> 00:06:03,279 And there's this famous actor in the family 136 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:05,114 and he has to make everything about a show, so it's-- 137 00:06:05,115 --> 00:06:06,282 So you're defaulting on the loan. 138 00:06:06,283 --> 00:06:07,909 No. 139 00:06:07,910 --> 00:06:08,951 No, no, no. 140 00:06:08,952 --> 00:06:09,912 No, no, no, no, no, no. 141 00:06:11,580 --> 00:06:12,498 It's just about this month. 142 00:06:18,337 --> 00:06:21,130 I'm only pulling your leg. 143 00:06:21,131 --> 00:06:23,091 I know you're good for it. 144 00:06:23,092 --> 00:06:24,759 Yeah, forget about this month. 145 00:06:24,760 --> 00:06:26,886 We'll call it a payment holiday. 146 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:29,430 Oh, God. 147 00:06:29,431 --> 00:06:30,973 Thank you. Thank you. 148 00:06:30,974 --> 00:06:33,267 I--I promise we'll make it up next month. 149 00:06:33,268 --> 00:06:35,561 Uh... 150 00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:37,313 Can we keep this between us? 151 00:06:37,314 --> 00:06:38,773 Yeah. Dead on. 152 00:06:38,774 --> 00:06:41,067 - Oh, and in return-- - Connor... 153 00:06:41,068 --> 00:06:43,694 I cannot give you a quid pro quo. 154 00:06:43,695 --> 00:06:45,279 I've told you that. I've made it quite clear. 155 00:06:45,280 --> 00:06:48,324 No, no, you're-you're sound. It's--It's not about permits. 156 00:06:48,325 --> 00:06:51,035 It's, uh--It's about dinner. 157 00:06:53,205 --> 00:06:54,706 What? 158 00:06:56,041 --> 00:06:59,670 Yeah, would you mind inviting Nadia and me over for dinner? 159 00:07:01,213 --> 00:07:02,839 Oh, that's it? 160 00:07:02,840 --> 00:07:05,216 She's obsessed with the actor fellow. 161 00:07:05,217 --> 00:07:07,135 I mean, she said she used to watch him back in Russia. 162 00:07:07,136 --> 00:07:08,761 You know, I don't know. 163 00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:10,346 She said she wants to ask him some questions. 164 00:07:10,347 --> 00:07:12,890 And, you know, our hearts all flutter with this theater shite. 165 00:07:12,891 --> 00:07:15,143 So a dinner with him would make her happy. 166 00:07:15,144 --> 00:07:17,103 I mean, if that's not a problem. 167 00:07:17,104 --> 00:07:18,896 No. No. 168 00:07:18,897 --> 00:07:21,983 Getting Richard Bean to talk about himself is not a problem. 169 00:07:21,984 --> 00:07:24,318 Just don't count on an early night. 170 00:07:24,319 --> 00:07:27,321 What is your obsession with fog? 171 00:07:27,322 --> 00:07:28,531 Fog? What do you mean? 172 00:07:28,532 --> 00:07:30,408 You wanted it at the funeral too. 173 00:07:30,409 --> 00:07:32,743 No, no, this is gonna be a heavy fog 174 00:07:32,744 --> 00:07:35,454 that will drift off of the stage into the audience, 175 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:37,290 nestle at their feet and kind of invite them 176 00:07:37,291 --> 00:07:39,167 to be part of the action. 177 00:07:39,168 --> 00:07:40,793 It's a small space. 178 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:42,086 You have to be careful, right? 179 00:07:42,087 --> 00:07:44,213 You're worried about the CO2, are you? 180 00:07:44,214 --> 00:07:46,299 Well, yes, it is lethal, 181 00:07:46,300 --> 00:07:48,342 but that's only if the audience gets down 182 00:07:48,343 --> 00:07:49,678 on their hands and knees and tries to huff it. 183 00:07:51,305 --> 00:07:52,972 - Well, hi, boys. - Hello. 184 00:07:52,973 --> 00:07:54,682 - How's it going? - Hey, three quarters full. 185 00:07:54,683 --> 00:07:56,601 Miranda's doing drinks. 186 00:07:56,602 --> 00:07:58,895 Hello, Richard. How are you? 187 00:07:58,896 --> 00:08:00,229 Oh. 188 00:08:00,230 --> 00:08:02,815 Uh, I'm--I'm fine. 189 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:06,110 Oh, good. Well, what have you Beans been up to? 190 00:08:06,111 --> 00:08:09,488 Well, Richard has been walking me through production design. 191 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:12,491 It's ambitious, but it's very cool. 192 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:15,077 And I was about to tell him what you'd said. 193 00:08:15,078 --> 00:08:16,579 What--what did you say? 194 00:08:16,580 --> 00:08:19,040 Well, I--I was gonna say 195 00:08:19,041 --> 00:08:21,626 that I know whatever you come up with will be... 196 00:08:21,627 --> 00:08:25,046 uh, ambitious, 197 00:08:25,047 --> 00:08:26,547 but very cool. 198 00:08:26,548 --> 00:08:27,673 - Really? - Yeah. 199 00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:29,592 It's high praise coming from you. 200 00:08:29,593 --> 00:08:31,093 I'll take it. 201 00:08:31,094 --> 00:08:33,012 So, how ambitious? 202 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:34,305 Just out of curiosity. 203 00:08:34,306 --> 00:08:35,348 - You want to know the cost? - Mm-hm. 204 00:08:35,349 --> 00:08:38,434 Well, I based my budget 205 00:08:38,435 --> 00:08:40,937 on a typical Broadway budget. 206 00:08:40,938 --> 00:08:43,689 What--Why would you start there? 207 00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:45,942 - That's what I know. - This--this is Millersburg. 208 00:08:45,943 --> 00:08:47,526 - No, I know that. I know that. - Yeah. 209 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:51,197 Polly's going to oversee the whole design for free. 210 00:08:51,198 --> 00:08:53,658 And she told me that if we don't use the union crew 211 00:08:53,659 --> 00:08:56,702 for the load in, that's $400,000 right there. 212 00:08:56,703 --> 00:08:57,787 I beg your pardon? 213 00:08:57,788 --> 00:08:59,914 The $400,000 that we save. 214 00:08:59,915 --> 00:09:01,916 Okay, they're all shit-faced. 215 00:09:01,917 --> 00:09:04,127 - We can start. - Good. 216 00:09:05,170 --> 00:09:06,504 What's that? 217 00:09:06,505 --> 00:09:07,922 Oh, this is, uh-- 218 00:09:07,923 --> 00:09:10,466 my Our Town. 219 00:09:10,467 --> 00:09:11,926 Just drawings and sketches. 220 00:09:11,927 --> 00:09:13,052 Just thoughts, you know? 221 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:14,720 I'm so excited. 222 00:09:14,721 --> 00:09:16,931 You know, I'm casting it 223 00:09:16,932 --> 00:09:19,183 with local actors, and, uh-- 224 00:09:19,184 --> 00:09:21,603 I think I have something very nice for you. 225 00:09:22,729 --> 00:09:23,729 You don't mean-- 226 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:26,315 - I do. - Seriously? 227 00:09:26,316 --> 00:09:27,567 Yeah. 228 00:09:29,403 --> 00:09:30,695 Oh, my God... 229 00:09:30,696 --> 00:09:31,946 - Okay, enough. - Thank you. 230 00:09:31,947 --> 00:09:34,073 - Back to serving. - Thank you. I love you. 231 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:35,199 - This is good to go. - Yes. 232 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:37,160 - There we go. - Bye. 233 00:09:38,328 --> 00:09:40,162 Don't you think she'll make a wonderful Emily? 234 00:09:40,163 --> 00:09:41,956 I mean, she could be as good as-- 235 00:09:41,957 --> 00:09:42,915 She could be better than you. 236 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:44,542 Cut to the chase. 237 00:09:44,543 --> 00:09:46,002 How much? 238 00:09:46,003 --> 00:09:47,712 All in. 239 00:09:47,713 --> 00:09:51,215 If we pay the actors Equity minimum, 240 00:09:51,216 --> 00:09:54,136 ballpark figure, it'd be $250,000 a week. 241 00:09:55,721 --> 00:09:57,430 For Our Town? 242 00:09:57,431 --> 00:10:00,141 That--that's our operating budget for the entire year. 243 00:10:00,142 --> 00:10:01,684 Yeah, I--I got some wiggle room. 244 00:10:01,685 --> 00:10:03,144 I--I can give up... 245 00:10:03,145 --> 00:10:04,687 my waterfall. 246 00:10:04,688 --> 00:10:06,564 I can just get rid of the cornfield. 247 00:10:06,565 --> 00:10:08,107 It's Our Town. 248 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:11,360 There--there is no waterfall or cornfield. 249 00:10:11,361 --> 00:10:15,406 Okay, upfront it-- it's more like 200 grand, 250 00:10:15,407 --> 00:10:17,366 but--and once we cover the--the nut, 251 00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:19,660 then the--the production pays for itself. 252 00:10:19,661 --> 00:10:20,828 Ooh, speaking of which, 253 00:10:20,829 --> 00:10:25,082 I bought 212 theater seats 254 00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:26,876 and I thought, 255 00:10:26,877 --> 00:10:29,086 since they're a permanent addition to the theater, 256 00:10:29,087 --> 00:10:31,589 that maybe you could expense it for me, 257 00:10:31,590 --> 00:10:32,923 get the tax write off. - You--you bought--? 258 00:10:32,924 --> 00:10:34,884 - You didn't buy the seats? - Yes, I did. 259 00:10:34,885 --> 00:10:37,261 The guy told me I'd be an idiot not to buy them. 260 00:10:37,262 --> 00:10:38,971 Those were his exact words. 261 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:40,348 No, but you didn't buy them. 262 00:10:40,349 --> 00:10:41,557 Yes, I did. I told you I did. 263 00:10:41,558 --> 00:10:42,725 No, you didn't tell me that. 264 00:10:42,726 --> 00:10:43,684 You told me you found them online. 265 00:10:43,685 --> 00:10:44,894 I told you not to buy them. 266 00:10:44,895 --> 00:10:46,228 I told you to slow down. I told-- 267 00:10:46,229 --> 00:10:47,438 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 268 00:10:47,439 --> 00:10:49,398 - No, no, see this? - It's $20,000. 269 00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:50,775 - No, I understand. - $20,000. 270 00:10:50,776 --> 00:10:51,901 I didn't know he bought them. 271 00:10:51,902 --> 00:10:53,110 He told me he found them online. 272 00:10:53,111 --> 00:10:54,653 What do you think seats are free? 273 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,322 He didn't tell me he bought them. Wait--I didn't know! 274 00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:57,865 I had a great deal. 275 00:10:57,866 --> 00:11:00,034 - Just do me a favor. - He said he found them online. 276 00:11:00,035 --> 00:11:01,660 Go--go give those nuns their 15-minute call, please. 277 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:02,787 - Okay. - Okay. 278 00:11:02,788 --> 00:11:03,954 - New seats. - You lied. 279 00:11:03,955 --> 00:11:05,289 - Okay. - You have to sit somewhere. 280 00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:06,791 So... 281 00:11:06,792 --> 00:11:08,626 - What's his problem? - So... 282 00:11:08,627 --> 00:11:10,002 What a worrier. 283 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:11,420 Why don't you keep this? 284 00:11:11,421 --> 00:11:13,672 Just in case there's a problem 285 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:15,966 and you might-- you might have to return them. 286 00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:19,011 But this was a kind of final sale sort of deal. 287 00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:20,429 Just in case. 288 00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:22,598 You don't actually think I expect you 289 00:11:22,599 --> 00:11:25,518 to pay for the whole thing yourself, do you? 290 00:11:25,519 --> 00:11:26,894 What? 291 00:11:26,895 --> 00:11:28,938 I mean, my vision of Our Town. 292 00:11:28,939 --> 00:11:30,523 My... 293 00:11:30,524 --> 00:11:32,191 rain and horse. 294 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:34,193 Rain? Horse? 295 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:36,695 Because, you know, I do have access to angels. 296 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,114 Super angels, friends... 297 00:11:38,115 --> 00:11:41,200 That is in fact very good to hear. 298 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:42,202 Now... 299 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:47,748 I--I need you 300 00:11:47,749 --> 00:11:49,041 to do something for me. 301 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:53,129 Come to the house Thursday night. I am... 302 00:11:53,130 --> 00:11:54,630 I'm having a dinner for a developer 303 00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:58,008 who is literally the only person in the world 304 00:11:58,009 --> 00:12:00,052 who is putting money back into this town 305 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:04,807 and--and for his wife or girlfriend or-- 306 00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:08,269 God only knows what she is, but she... 307 00:12:08,270 --> 00:12:10,020 is a big fan. 308 00:12:10,021 --> 00:12:12,231 Oh, oh, a fan. 309 00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:14,066 Yeah. 310 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,359 So, you'll come? 311 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:16,569 No. 312 00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:17,695 I'm kidding. Of course I'll come. 313 00:12:20,282 --> 00:12:23,200 And you'll-- you'll act normal. 314 00:12:23,201 --> 00:12:25,954 I'll give it a shot for you, 315 00:12:27,664 --> 00:12:28,290 for the town. 316 00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:31,500 Thank you. 317 00:12:31,501 --> 00:12:32,419 Anything to help. 318 00:12:34,713 --> 00:12:36,465 I'm gonna make a phone call or two. Yeah. 319 00:12:38,383 --> 00:12:40,843 It's Richard Bean calling with a proposal 320 00:12:40,844 --> 00:12:43,512 I'd like to make to James Davis. 321 00:12:43,513 --> 00:12:46,765 Oh, I'd say it's business and pleasure. 322 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:49,227 Yeah, it's about-- it's about a show. 323 00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:53,105 Bean. B-E-A-N. 324 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,940 Like the legume. 325 00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:56,151 Oh, she's not there? 326 00:12:57,652 --> 00:12:59,237 Okay, uh... 327 00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,491 If you let me speak to him, I think I can 328 00:13:03,492 --> 00:13:05,534 plead my case a little more... 329 00:13:05,535 --> 00:13:07,369 directly, you know what I'm saying? 330 00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:09,997 He just went to lunch. It's externing. 331 00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:11,165 What time is it where you are? 332 00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:12,958 Tell her it's the Beano. 333 00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:14,376 That was her nickname for me, you see? 334 00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:16,420 Yeah. Oh, she-- 335 00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:17,339 Oh, she did? I see. 336 00:13:19,382 --> 00:13:21,592 Yeah. I wouldn't really call it a rampage. 337 00:13:21,593 --> 00:13:23,344 I think that's-- that's a bit severe. 338 00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:24,721 Yeah, no, my name is Bean. 339 00:13:26,348 --> 00:13:28,224 Yeah, as it has-bean. 340 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:33,145 As a thought experiment, 341 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:35,064 what would it take for me 342 00:13:35,065 --> 00:13:38,526 to finance this whole endeavor myself? 343 00:13:38,527 --> 00:13:41,153 Uh... a miracle? 344 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,280 Why? Can you explain? 345 00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:45,199 Well, there's a lack of incoming funds, 346 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:46,742 but you've still got your expenses, 347 00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:48,536 your mortgage, your maintenance fees, 348 00:13:48,537 --> 00:13:50,079 the alimony. 349 00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:51,539 Yeah, I get all that. 350 00:13:51,540 --> 00:13:52,831 What--What can I put my hands on right now? 351 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,124 What's liquid? 352 00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:55,918 I mean, I could mortgage the apartment-- 353 00:13:55,919 --> 00:13:57,294 Couldn't I? 354 00:13:57,295 --> 00:14:00,214 Are you familiar with the term "upside down"? 355 00:14:00,215 --> 00:14:01,966 Upside down? Of course I am. 356 00:14:01,967 --> 00:14:03,926 Yeah, but I suspect you're using it 357 00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:06,845 in some arcane financial context. 358 00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:12,685 I can't do it. I can't make-- 359 00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:15,312 I can't make the show happen. 360 00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:16,523 I've let everyone down. 361 00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:19,317 Yeah. 362 00:14:21,736 --> 00:14:24,989 You saw their faces at the funeral. 363 00:14:24,990 --> 00:14:26,448 They were all aglow, 364 00:14:26,449 --> 00:14:28,367 their eyes filled with tears. 365 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:31,662 You know, some of those tears were for Mom. 366 00:14:31,663 --> 00:14:34,582 Well, yeah, even the standing ovation, 367 00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:35,833 it was partially for Mom. 368 00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:38,043 I'm sure. What? 369 00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:39,878 What? Are you going to say something? 370 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,672 It was a good idea. 371 00:14:41,673 --> 00:14:43,966 Maybe this is just not the right time. 372 00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:47,428 You know, maybe we plan this for some time in the future, 373 00:14:47,429 --> 00:14:49,888 the distant future when you're back at work or-- 374 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:53,475 There must be some place I can crawl to. 375 00:14:53,476 --> 00:14:55,144 What are you doing tonight? 376 00:14:55,145 --> 00:14:57,813 Well, I'll probably be here drinking myself into a stupor. 377 00:14:57,814 --> 00:15:00,941 No, we're going to a show. 378 00:15:00,942 --> 00:15:03,319 Oh, please, Jon. Not tonight. 379 00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:05,404 I'm not in the mood for Nunsense. 380 00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:06,989 No, it's Monday night. 381 00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:09,074 No Nunsense. 382 00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:11,994 You're gonna love this. Trust me. 383 00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:13,454 Just can I have one more of these 384 00:15:13,455 --> 00:15:15,247 just to get me through the afternoon? 385 00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:21,212 ♪ As long as it's with you ♪ 386 00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:25,424 ♪ You can take ♪ 387 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:28,260 ♪ The light away ♪ 388 00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:33,932 ♪ You can turn The sky to gray ♪ 389 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:37,394 ♪ Give us time ♪ 390 00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:39,104 ♪ To look and find ♪ 391 00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:42,901 ♪ The place where We can feel the light ♪ 392 00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:47,821 - ♪ You can take ♪ - ♪ You can take ♪ 393 00:15:47,822 --> 00:15:50,199 - ♪ The light away ♪ - ♪ The light away ♪ 394 00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:55,162 ♪ You can turn the sky to gray ♪ 395 00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:58,165 ♪ But give us time ♪ 396 00:15:58,166 --> 00:16:00,793 ♪ To look and find ♪ 397 00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:04,756 ♪ The place where We can feel the light ♪ 398 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:09,177 ♪ Even in the cold ♪ 399 00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:13,890 ♪ There's a miracle ♪ 400 00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:24,525 Thank you. 401 00:16:24,526 --> 00:16:26,151 That was one of the new ones. 402 00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:28,028 Whoo! 403 00:16:28,029 --> 00:16:30,948 I'd just like to say a quick word 404 00:16:30,949 --> 00:16:34,326 about my favorite uncle, Richard Bean. 405 00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:35,536 Yeah, whoo! 406 00:16:35,537 --> 00:16:37,162 He made a crazy promise, 407 00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,747 which some of you might have heard about 408 00:16:38,748 --> 00:16:41,625 and inspired all of us. 409 00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:43,794 And well, it's not a big surprise 410 00:16:43,795 --> 00:16:46,965 because he's been inspiring me for most of my life. 411 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,300 He's here, sitting there in the back. 412 00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:54,012 Uh, I swear this wasn't planned, 413 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:56,390 but maybe we could get him to sing something. 414 00:16:57,726 --> 00:16:59,560 Oh, he's going all shy. 415 00:16:59,561 --> 00:17:00,936 No, I couldn't. I haven't prepared any--I'm-- 416 00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:03,564 - Oh, come on. - Uh, nothing voice-- 417 00:17:03,565 --> 00:17:04,732 He's actually sung on Broadway. 418 00:17:05,984 --> 00:17:07,401 Come on! You're never here! 419 00:17:07,402 --> 00:17:10,070 Uncle, uncle, uncle... 420 00:17:10,071 --> 00:17:13,157 Uncle, uncle, uncle... 421 00:17:13,158 --> 00:17:15,159 Uncle, uncle, uncle! 422 00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:21,791 Very well. 423 00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:25,043 I haven't warmed up. 424 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:26,837 I wasn't expecting this, brother. 425 00:17:26,838 --> 00:17:28,756 You know, I think you'll be fine. 426 00:17:30,842 --> 00:17:31,885 Come on! 427 00:17:33,762 --> 00:17:36,305 ♪ I am I, Don Quixote ♪ 428 00:17:36,306 --> 00:17:38,932 ♪ The Lord of La Mancha ♪ 429 00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:41,435 ♪ My destiny calls ♪ 430 00:17:41,436 --> 00:17:43,437 ♪ And I go ♪ 431 00:17:43,438 --> 00:17:47,024 ♪ Onward to glory ♪ 432 00:17:47,025 --> 00:17:48,192 Oh... 433 00:17:48,193 --> 00:17:49,485 No, I-- 434 00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:50,652 - I can't. - Don't stop. You sound great. 435 00:17:50,653 --> 00:17:52,237 No, I--You're very kind. 436 00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:53,989 - Thank you, I-- - I'm not being kind. 437 00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:55,449 Come on, please, keep going. 438 00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:57,284 - No, no-- - You sound great. 439 00:17:57,285 --> 00:17:59,245 ♪ To dream ♪ 440 00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:04,708 ♪ The impossible dream ♪ 441 00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:06,794 ♪ To fight ♪ 442 00:18:06,795 --> 00:18:10,839 ♪ The unbeatable foe ♪ 443 00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:12,758 - ♪ To bear ♪ - Sing. 444 00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:17,095 ♪ With unbearable sorrow ♪ 445 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,514 ♪ To run ♪ 446 00:18:18,515 --> 00:18:22,559 ♪ Where the brave dare not go ♪ 447 00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:24,978 ♪ To right ♪ 448 00:18:24,979 --> 00:18:27,606 ♪ The unrightable wrong ♪ 449 00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,149 ♪ To love ♪ 450 00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:32,236 ♪ Pure and chaste from afar ♪ 451 00:18:32,237 --> 00:18:34,404 ♪ To try ♪ 452 00:18:34,405 --> 00:18:37,658 ♪ When your arms are too weary ♪ 453 00:18:37,659 --> 00:18:39,368 ♪ To reach ♪ 454 00:18:39,369 --> 00:18:41,620 ♪ The unreachable star ♪ 455 00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:43,413 Sing it, brother! 456 00:18:43,414 --> 00:18:46,708 - ♪ This is my quest ♪ - ♪ This is my quest ♪ 457 00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:50,212 - ♪ To follow that star ♪ - ♪ To follow that star ♪ 458 00:18:50,213 --> 00:18:53,048 ♪ No matter how hopeless ♪ 459 00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:56,343 ♪ No matter how far ♪ 460 00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:58,637 ♪ And I know ♪ 461 00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:02,266 ♪ If I'll only be true ♪ 462 00:19:02,267 --> 00:19:06,395 ♪ To this glorious quest ♪ 463 00:19:06,396 --> 00:19:09,189 ♪ That my heart ♪ 464 00:19:09,190 --> 00:19:13,443 ♪ Will lie peaceful and calm ♪ 465 00:19:13,444 --> 00:19:19,324 ♪ When I'm laid to my rest ♪ 466 00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:21,034 - ♪ And the--♪ - ♪ And the world ♪ 467 00:19:21,035 --> 00:19:22,619 Whoo! Yeah! 468 00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:24,663 ♪ Will be better for this ♪ 469 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:27,624 ♪ And one man ♪ 470 00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:31,545 ♪ Scorned and covered With scars ♪ 471 00:19:31,546 --> 00:19:34,715 ♪ Still strove ♪ 472 00:19:34,716 --> 00:19:39,261 ♪ With his last ounce Of courage ♪ 473 00:19:39,262 --> 00:19:42,389 ♪ To reach ♪ 474 00:19:44,392 --> 00:19:55,903 ♪ The unreachable star ♪ 475 00:20:01,159 --> 00:20:03,410 You have got to stay! 476 00:20:03,411 --> 00:20:05,454 Ah, of course, of course, I'll stay, man. 477 00:20:05,455 --> 00:20:06,997 Where would I go? 478 00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:13,003 I wasn't sure about this Our Town thing, 479 00:20:13,004 --> 00:20:17,633 but last night Miranda was so happy. 480 00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:21,219 And seeing those kids, they--they were excited. 481 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:24,306 I haven't seen so much happiness in years. 482 00:20:24,307 --> 00:20:26,934 Yes, their fat faces all aglow. 483 00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:28,477 None of these kids were fat. 484 00:20:28,478 --> 00:20:30,187 What is this fat thing with you? 485 00:20:30,188 --> 00:20:32,648 I don't know. It's just how I picture them. 486 00:20:32,649 --> 00:20:35,359 The beauty is that by investing in the show, 487 00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:37,736 we increase the value of the property. 488 00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:42,115 So you see, Jeff, the loan pays for itself. 489 00:20:42,116 --> 00:20:44,034 It's just not possible. 490 00:20:44,035 --> 00:20:45,869 The MFT sits on two and half acres 491 00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:48,038 of the most beautiful land in Millersburg. 492 00:20:48,039 --> 00:20:49,706 It has to be worth a fortune. 493 00:20:49,707 --> 00:20:50,582 It's not about the value of the property. 494 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,167 I know what it's about. 495 00:20:52,168 --> 00:20:54,127 It's about the value that we bring to it. 496 00:20:54,128 --> 00:20:55,379 It's just about what-- what the theater 497 00:20:55,380 --> 00:20:56,964 can provide to the town. 498 00:20:56,965 --> 00:20:59,758 You simply have to embrace 499 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:02,844 the power of the art form itself. 500 00:21:02,845 --> 00:21:03,763 Show him. 501 00:21:05,348 --> 00:21:06,515 Show him. 502 00:21:06,516 --> 00:21:07,933 All right. 503 00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:09,143 I'll give you an excerpt. 504 00:21:11,229 --> 00:21:14,606 "I have of late, 505 00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:18,735 "but wherefore I know not, 506 00:21:18,736 --> 00:21:22,155 "lost all my mirth. 507 00:21:22,156 --> 00:21:25,159 "Forgone all custom of exercises, 508 00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:29,037 "and indeed it goes so heavily with my disposition 509 00:21:29,038 --> 00:21:33,250 "that this goodly frame the earth, 510 00:21:33,251 --> 00:21:36,045 "seems to me a sterile promontory. 511 00:21:37,839 --> 00:21:40,674 "This most excellent canopy, 512 00:21:40,675 --> 00:21:43,427 "the air, look you, 513 00:21:43,428 --> 00:21:45,679 "this brave o'er hanging firmament, 514 00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:48,056 "this majestical roof 515 00:21:48,057 --> 00:21:50,101 "fretted with gold and fire, 516 00:21:52,145 --> 00:21:54,229 "it appears nothing to me 517 00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:58,026 "but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapors. 518 00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:07,159 "What a piece of work is a man, 519 00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:10,662 "how noble in reason, 520 00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:13,999 "how infinite in faculties. 521 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,792 "In form and moving, 522 00:22:15,793 --> 00:22:19,379 "how express and admirable. 523 00:22:19,380 --> 00:22:22,215 "In action, how like an Angel. 524 00:22:22,216 --> 00:22:25,343 "In apprehension, how like a God. 525 00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:28,138 "The beauty of the world, 526 00:22:28,139 --> 00:22:30,808 "the paragon of animals. 527 00:22:33,811 --> 00:22:37,482 "And yet to me, 528 00:22:39,233 --> 00:22:40,651 "what is this 529 00:22:42,904 --> 00:22:45,239 "quintessence of dust? 530 00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:50,203 Man delights not me." 531 00:22:54,123 --> 00:22:56,291 Anyway, that's--that's the gist of it. 532 00:23:04,008 --> 00:23:06,218 That's the sort of thing that the theater can provide. 533 00:23:06,219 --> 00:23:08,220 What do you think? 534 00:23:08,221 --> 00:23:10,472 I want to help. I do. 535 00:23:10,473 --> 00:23:11,932 But we don't control the mortgage 536 00:23:11,933 --> 00:23:13,058 on the theater anymore. 537 00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:14,601 Kristen refinanced a few years ago. 538 00:23:14,602 --> 00:23:17,354 You must know this, Jon. You do the books. 539 00:23:17,355 --> 00:23:19,481 Well, I--I write the checks every month. 540 00:23:19,482 --> 00:23:21,942 But, you know, sometimes the names on the checks 541 00:23:21,943 --> 00:23:24,277 don't always match the payee. 542 00:23:24,278 --> 00:23:26,404 No, I don't know that. 543 00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:28,323 Well, but you know what I'm talking about. 544 00:23:28,324 --> 00:23:30,784 Sometimes it's a numbered corporation 545 00:23:30,785 --> 00:23:32,994 or Bernie who sells us our meat. 546 00:23:32,995 --> 00:23:34,871 He likes the checks made out to cash. 547 00:23:34,872 --> 00:23:36,540 Wow, that is just terrible accounting, 548 00:23:36,541 --> 00:23:37,874 not knowing who you're paying. 549 00:23:37,875 --> 00:23:40,961 So tell me who-- who owns the mortgage now? 550 00:23:40,962 --> 00:23:42,420 I don't know. 551 00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:44,881 Yeah, well-- 552 00:23:44,882 --> 00:23:48,301 We're artists. We know nothing. We're idiots. 553 00:23:48,302 --> 00:23:50,262 It must be Chase. It must be Chase. 554 00:23:50,263 --> 00:23:52,305 No, I do remember. 555 00:23:52,306 --> 00:23:55,016 Kristen, she was looking for a better rate, 556 00:23:55,017 --> 00:23:57,352 and she's very smart about that stuff. I'm sorry. 557 00:23:57,353 --> 00:23:58,854 It's fine. It's just the way it is. 558 00:23:58,855 --> 00:24:00,105 You can't compete with the mega-banks. 559 00:24:00,106 --> 00:24:02,691 No, no. We understand. 560 00:24:02,692 --> 00:24:04,901 - Thank you for your time. - Thank you. 561 00:24:04,902 --> 00:24:08,071 Thank you for the show. I don't really know Shakespeare. 562 00:24:08,072 --> 00:24:10,907 - That was Shakespeare, right? - It was, yes. 563 00:24:10,908 --> 00:24:13,660 It was very moving. 564 00:24:13,661 --> 00:24:15,745 Well, thank you. Yes. 565 00:24:15,746 --> 00:24:17,038 I'm so glad. 566 00:24:17,039 --> 00:24:18,707 - Yeah. Good luck. - Thank you. 567 00:24:18,708 --> 00:24:21,626 - Just need a theater. - Thank you. 568 00:24:21,627 --> 00:24:23,880 Listen, I'm gonna ask Kristen. 569 00:24:27,383 --> 00:24:28,508 There's more where that came from, folks. 570 00:24:28,509 --> 00:24:30,093 Just come to the theater. 571 00:24:30,094 --> 00:24:31,803 The Millersburg Festival Theater, 572 00:24:31,804 --> 00:24:33,889 eight times a week, I hope we'll be there. 573 00:24:33,890 --> 00:24:36,017 "Oh, for a muse of fire--" What--? 574 00:24:37,643 --> 00:24:39,019 I know! I know! I'm late. 575 00:24:40,771 --> 00:24:42,439 As long as you have time to work your magic. 576 00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:44,357 Alakazam. 577 00:24:44,358 --> 00:24:47,694 Hey, so, I saw Jeff today. 578 00:24:47,695 --> 00:24:49,237 Jeff? 579 00:24:49,238 --> 00:24:51,198 Yeah, Jeff at the bank? Bank Jeff? 580 00:24:51,199 --> 00:24:53,533 - Oh, Jeff! - Yeah. 581 00:24:53,534 --> 00:24:55,076 Yeah, I haven't seen him in forever. 582 00:24:55,077 --> 00:24:56,746 You know, that's what he said. 583 00:24:58,122 --> 00:25:00,457 He said they're not servicing the mortgage anymore. 584 00:25:00,458 --> 00:25:02,834 You know, they're here in an hour and I have to shower. 585 00:25:02,835 --> 00:25:04,586 So can--can we just talk about this later? 586 00:25:04,587 --> 00:25:06,463 Well, I was talking to Richard and Jeff and-- 587 00:25:06,464 --> 00:25:08,798 Why were you at the bank with Richard? 588 00:25:10,968 --> 00:25:12,969 You know, you're right. Let's talk after dinner. 589 00:25:12,970 --> 00:25:14,429 I gotta get-- 590 00:25:14,430 --> 00:25:17,432 - I love you. - Yeah, I love you, too. 591 00:25:22,438 --> 00:25:24,606 Mm, yeah. 592 00:25:24,607 --> 00:25:28,235 - Oh. - Cucumber and crab vichyssoise 593 00:25:28,236 --> 00:25:30,320 with roasted chili oil and radish. 594 00:25:30,321 --> 00:25:32,697 That's just the start. Tell them what's coming. 595 00:25:32,698 --> 00:25:35,575 Oh, it's just my take on Flounder Meunière. 596 00:25:35,576 --> 00:25:38,036 I dust it in almond flour and I finished it off 597 00:25:38,037 --> 00:25:40,121 with a brown butter thyme reduction 598 00:25:40,122 --> 00:25:42,749 and boiled new potatoes with parsley and chive butter 599 00:25:42,750 --> 00:25:46,169 and then some asparagus with a lemon parmesan sauce 600 00:25:46,170 --> 00:25:49,172 and a simple little endive tomato salad. 601 00:25:49,173 --> 00:25:50,299 Bon appétit. 602 00:25:52,134 --> 00:25:54,094 Oh, my God. 603 00:25:54,095 --> 00:25:56,054 That is what they must eat in heaven. 604 00:25:59,809 --> 00:26:02,811 What's it like kissing a man? 605 00:26:02,812 --> 00:26:04,312 I'm sorry? 606 00:26:04,313 --> 00:26:06,940 What's it like kissing a man in a play 607 00:26:06,941 --> 00:26:08,858 when you are not gay? 608 00:26:08,859 --> 00:26:11,278 Because I see you in The Normal Heart. 609 00:26:11,279 --> 00:26:12,904 And I know you are not a gay man 610 00:26:12,905 --> 00:26:14,197 because I read everything. 611 00:26:14,198 --> 00:26:15,824 I read everything. 612 00:26:15,825 --> 00:26:17,826 But then I see him kissing Richard Thomas. 613 00:26:17,827 --> 00:26:21,538 I think, "He is being gay so well, 614 00:26:21,539 --> 00:26:23,957 how is he doing that?" 615 00:26:23,958 --> 00:26:25,792 How do you--how do you do that? 616 00:26:25,793 --> 00:26:27,335 It's not that hard, really. 617 00:26:27,336 --> 00:26:29,212 You know, kissing a man, it's like kissing a woman, 618 00:26:29,213 --> 00:26:32,716 only she's a man. 619 00:26:32,717 --> 00:26:35,969 Listen, to our honored chef. 620 00:26:35,970 --> 00:26:37,595 Enough of you slaving away 621 00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:39,431 in the bowels of that jerk joint. 622 00:26:39,432 --> 00:26:42,892 A man of your gifts deserves his own restaurant 623 00:26:42,893 --> 00:26:45,145 and a chance at his Michelin star. 624 00:26:45,146 --> 00:26:46,229 Sláinte. 625 00:26:46,230 --> 00:26:47,522 Cheers. 626 00:26:47,523 --> 00:26:52,527 Excuse me. Jerk joint? The MFT? 627 00:26:52,528 --> 00:26:54,988 Look, your brother is a wonderful cook. 628 00:26:54,989 --> 00:26:56,573 Well, he is. 629 00:26:56,574 --> 00:26:58,992 And the food at the theater is wonderful. 630 00:26:58,993 --> 00:27:00,869 We can't afford to do this every night. 631 00:27:00,870 --> 00:27:01,911 Obviously. 632 00:27:01,912 --> 00:27:04,998 Do you do your own wigs? 633 00:27:04,999 --> 00:27:08,168 Uh, no, no, someone else does my wigs. 634 00:27:08,169 --> 00:27:11,463 They have a mold of my head. 635 00:27:11,464 --> 00:27:13,757 - So, Mr. Boyle-- - Uh, Connor. 636 00:27:13,758 --> 00:27:15,842 Connor, Kristen tells me 637 00:27:15,843 --> 00:27:18,261 that you're the savior of the town. 638 00:27:18,262 --> 00:27:20,138 No savior, Richard. 639 00:27:20,139 --> 00:27:21,765 Just a businessman. 640 00:27:21,766 --> 00:27:23,475 Well, honestly, 641 00:27:23,476 --> 00:27:25,560 there's an opportunity here for redevelopment. 642 00:27:25,561 --> 00:27:27,437 I can make a wee bit of money as we go along. 643 00:27:27,438 --> 00:27:29,814 And, you know, the town gets jobs in return. 644 00:27:29,815 --> 00:27:31,858 You know, capitalism. 645 00:27:31,859 --> 00:27:33,151 Have you heard of capitalism? 646 00:27:33,152 --> 00:27:34,611 Rings a bell. 647 00:27:34,612 --> 00:27:36,488 Of course Richard Bean knows capitalism. 648 00:27:36,489 --> 00:27:39,324 Did you once not on Broadway do Willy Loman? 649 00:27:39,325 --> 00:27:41,910 - I did. - Yes, you see, 650 00:27:41,911 --> 00:27:44,329 I am doing the homework. 651 00:27:44,330 --> 00:27:46,790 In Russia we love this Willy play 652 00:27:46,791 --> 00:27:50,418 because we see the truth of this country, 653 00:27:50,419 --> 00:27:53,004 great America, to throw out worker 654 00:27:53,005 --> 00:27:55,382 like old shoe, pew, you know? 655 00:27:55,383 --> 00:27:57,926 My Nadia, she has a heart like an artist. 656 00:27:59,637 --> 00:28:01,054 She's a dreamer. 657 00:28:01,055 --> 00:28:02,389 You must be a dreamer too. 658 00:28:02,390 --> 00:28:03,556 I mean, you must have a plan, 659 00:28:03,557 --> 00:28:04,974 a vision for this whole town. 660 00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:08,812 Let's just all enjoy this wonderful soup, shall we? 661 00:28:08,813 --> 00:28:12,607 He is wanting to build a casino. 662 00:28:12,608 --> 00:28:14,234 A casino? 663 00:28:14,235 --> 00:28:15,360 I wasn't ready to talk about it. 664 00:28:15,361 --> 00:28:16,694 Yes, but you are, these days, 665 00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:17,987 you are talking of nothing else. 666 00:28:17,988 --> 00:28:19,989 It's casino this, casino-- 667 00:28:19,990 --> 00:28:21,282 Well, that is pretty much the truth. 668 00:28:21,283 --> 00:28:22,575 Yes. 669 00:28:22,576 --> 00:28:23,827 Connor, tell us about it. 670 00:28:23,828 --> 00:28:26,246 Well, it's more of a-- 671 00:28:26,247 --> 00:28:29,332 an entertainment complex, you know, 672 00:28:29,333 --> 00:28:32,419 with a shopping center and four-star hotel 673 00:28:32,420 --> 00:28:34,712 and three swimming pools. 674 00:28:34,713 --> 00:28:39,259 I hope it's gonna have one of those spouting fountains 675 00:28:39,260 --> 00:28:41,469 where the--the lights and the music 676 00:28:41,470 --> 00:28:42,554 are all synchronized to the spurts. 677 00:28:42,555 --> 00:28:44,180 Why not? 678 00:28:44,181 --> 00:28:47,225 And a five-star restaurant for Jon to do his cooking. 679 00:28:47,226 --> 00:28:48,893 Right here in Millersburg. 680 00:28:48,894 --> 00:28:51,354 You know, that came to me when I tasted this fucking soup. 681 00:28:51,355 --> 00:28:53,398 So we're going to become a casino town. 682 00:28:53,399 --> 00:28:54,482 With a restaurant? For me? 683 00:28:54,483 --> 00:28:55,692 It's the perfect location. 684 00:28:55,693 --> 00:28:57,318 It will have a theater. 685 00:28:57,319 --> 00:28:58,987 It will have a big theater for you. 686 00:28:58,988 --> 00:29:01,865 Also celebrity acts, right? 687 00:29:01,866 --> 00:29:06,536 Big draws, you know, like, uh, Barry Manilow. 688 00:29:06,537 --> 00:29:09,664 You know, someone people will actually pay money to see. 689 00:29:09,665 --> 00:29:12,584 Did you know about this dream of commerce? 690 00:29:12,585 --> 00:29:14,085 I did not. 691 00:29:14,086 --> 00:29:16,546 But it's still-- it's intriguing. 692 00:29:16,547 --> 00:29:18,631 Why not make Millersburg a destination 693 00:29:18,632 --> 00:29:20,300 for thousands of tourists 694 00:29:20,301 --> 00:29:21,968 to spend money and have a good time? 695 00:29:21,969 --> 00:29:23,511 I mean, everyone wins. 696 00:29:23,512 --> 00:29:25,847 Except most people. Most people lose. 697 00:29:25,848 --> 00:29:27,599 - Miranda-- - No, she's right. 698 00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:29,851 I mean, that is how we make money. 699 00:29:29,852 --> 00:29:31,769 - I'm not gonna lie to you. - I fucking love craps. 700 00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:34,063 - Hey! - Who wants more wine? 701 00:29:34,064 --> 00:29:35,190 Where are you thinking about building this? 702 00:29:35,191 --> 00:29:36,107 Where are you building it? 703 00:29:36,108 --> 00:29:37,609 Well, I've looked at several, 704 00:29:37,610 --> 00:29:39,319 you know, possible locations. 705 00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:40,945 Oh, yeah. And--and I just bought 706 00:29:40,946 --> 00:29:43,990 that old hotel up in Berryhill-- 707 00:29:43,991 --> 00:29:46,242 - The Morrison. - Yeah, that--that has 708 00:29:46,243 --> 00:29:48,036 a big enough footprint for the main building. 709 00:29:48,037 --> 00:29:49,496 The Morrison is a heritage building. 710 00:29:49,497 --> 00:29:51,415 It's a landmark. Mom. 711 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,709 So you have a name for this in mind? 712 00:29:54,710 --> 00:29:56,336 No, not yet. 713 00:29:56,337 --> 00:29:58,213 Might I suggest The Golden Boil? 714 00:30:00,674 --> 00:30:01,758 Okay. 715 00:30:01,759 --> 00:30:03,635 That's--that's very funny. 716 00:30:03,636 --> 00:30:07,096 You know, I--I could build it right in the heart of things. 717 00:30:07,097 --> 00:30:09,432 I mean, the MFT site might just be big enough. 718 00:30:09,433 --> 00:30:12,060 I got some surveying done when I took over the loan. 719 00:30:12,061 --> 00:30:13,853 Whoa! I'm sorry-- Wait a minute-- 720 00:30:13,854 --> 00:30:15,730 - What the fuck? - Miranda. 721 00:30:15,731 --> 00:30:17,023 What? 722 00:30:17,024 --> 00:30:18,441 You control the loan? 723 00:30:18,442 --> 00:30:21,611 We refinanced around two-- two years ago. 724 00:30:21,612 --> 00:30:23,947 And Mr. Boyle was-- was kind enough to give us-- 725 00:30:23,948 --> 00:30:27,116 This theater is our family's legacy 726 00:30:27,117 --> 00:30:28,576 and you sold it to a developer? 727 00:30:28,577 --> 00:30:30,203 I did not sell it. 728 00:30:30,204 --> 00:30:34,290 I renegotiated for a very good rate. 729 00:30:34,291 --> 00:30:37,585 I mean, we-- we have to make payments, but-- 730 00:30:37,586 --> 00:30:38,753 Forget about the payments. 731 00:30:38,754 --> 00:30:41,631 Just forget about them. Let them go. 732 00:30:41,632 --> 00:30:44,092 Listen, why--why are you all killing yourselves? 733 00:30:44,093 --> 00:30:46,594 You know? I mean, why, why don't you let me 734 00:30:46,595 --> 00:30:49,514 build us a complex with a theater for you 735 00:30:49,515 --> 00:30:51,307 and a restaurant for Jon? 736 00:30:51,308 --> 00:30:53,519 Let me make this as clear as I possibly can. 737 00:30:55,062 --> 00:30:56,813 We're not letting anything go. 738 00:30:56,814 --> 00:30:59,941 The theater is not for sale. 739 00:30:59,942 --> 00:31:03,987 It is not Kristen's theater to sell. 740 00:31:03,988 --> 00:31:07,198 It's our family's theater. 741 00:31:07,199 --> 00:31:09,784 We own it. Okay? 742 00:31:09,785 --> 00:31:13,162 - Kristen is an employee. - I am not an employee! 743 00:31:13,163 --> 00:31:14,414 Come on, Richard, you can't say that. 744 00:31:14,415 --> 00:31:15,999 - How dare you! - He didn't mean that. 745 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:17,417 But why didn't you tell me this? 746 00:31:17,418 --> 00:31:18,876 What--? Why did that--? 747 00:31:20,671 --> 00:31:21,838 It was when we were putting in the kitchen. 748 00:31:21,839 --> 00:31:23,715 Did you not think I could handle this? 749 00:31:23,716 --> 00:31:24,841 - No, it was when we needed-- - This is our family's theater. 750 00:31:24,842 --> 00:31:26,259 We are putting in the kitchen. 751 00:31:26,260 --> 00:31:27,802 Our family's theater... 752 00:31:27,803 --> 00:31:29,554 - Oh, my God! - What? 753 00:31:29,555 --> 00:31:31,514 I've been killing myself for you and this entire family. 754 00:31:31,515 --> 00:31:32,932 I know you have! But that's not what I'm saying. 755 00:31:32,933 --> 00:31:34,684 I'm sorry-- I'm really sorry. 756 00:31:34,685 --> 00:31:36,019 Listen to me. Can-- Talk to me for a second. 757 00:31:36,020 --> 00:31:37,228 No, I'm not gonna talk to you! 758 00:31:37,229 --> 00:31:38,938 Listen-- 759 00:31:38,939 --> 00:31:40,189 No, you cannot talk to me for a second. 760 00:31:40,190 --> 00:31:41,357 I don't wanna talk-- 761 00:31:41,358 --> 00:31:42,400 Serve the fucking flounder! 762 00:31:42,401 --> 00:31:44,193 Tell me, Richard, 763 00:31:44,194 --> 00:31:47,697 how are you remembering all those lines? 764 00:31:50,034 --> 00:31:54,037 Great question. Great question. 765 00:31:54,038 --> 00:31:55,413 Where's the flounder?